Front:
YELLOWSTONE
DIRECTIONS:
Write address,
check message on back,
sign, stamp and send to
friend or relative.
GENERIC
Ingredients:
100%
SIZE: 4 x 54
NET WT. 0.012 OZ.
.2 GRAMS
12345 67890
Back:
KROMEⓇ CARD BL
CA 94066 A MIRRO.
H. S. CROCKER CO.,,
ONกษg Nvs
ONI
Dear
I am sending you this postcard because:
You will not accept my collect calls.
You told me to get you something.
I am not creative enough to write my own letter.
The postcard I wanted to send you was X-rated
and was confiscated by the Post Office.
I miss you.
I wish you were here.
In Yellowstone 1:
Bought a small mountain.
Had a meaningful relationship with a bear.
Have been drunk all the time.
Ran faster than a buffalo.
Got lost at Old Faithful for a week.
Spent all my money on mosquito repellant.
Bought a houseboat on the Yellowstone River.
Signed:
1279-PUBL. EXCLUSIVELY BY HAMILTON STORES INC., YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK
