Title:
Old Maid
PM 1907 Feb-16
Description:
Series 5004/11
She's caught a poor cat and a bird, But she can't snare a man, so we've heard, It's the old maid's sad fate To lose out on a mate, And take tea--but s-sh! not a word!
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Title:
The Tenor
unused
Description:
With Caruso he thinks he can vie. his top-notes reach quite to the sky. Oh! spare our poor ears, you fill us with fears. That if you keep on we will die.
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Title:
Money talks
unused
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Title:
A Painful Pianist
PM 1911 Oct-18
Description:
Hark to our low, anguish moan And leave the piano alone; Though you are a stayer, You'll ne'er be a player, Though you wear your fingers to bone!
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Title:
A Vain Stenographer
PM Feb-14
Description:
You weren't hired to loaf and primp Your services are all a bluff, Get busy now and earn your pay- Don't overwork the powder puff.
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Title:
Old Maid
PM 1906 Feb-14
Description:
She's caught a poor cat and a bird, But she can't snare a man, so we've heard, It's the old maid's sad fate To lose out on a mate And take tea--but s-sh! not a word.
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Title:
The Typewriter
PM 1907 Sep-19
Description:
Little Tillie Typewriter tapping the keys, Spelling like Teddy-aint she the tease! The pride of the office-also the boy Say! she's a dandy! oh joy! oh joy!
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Title:
The Typewriter
PM 1907 Oct-23
Description:
You've seen her, the gay office belle, whose "gentleman friends" are all "swell"; Her clothes are so "grand" That she can't understand Why she'd be expected to spell.
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Title:
The Jealous Woman.
unused
Description:
Don't obey his whisperings, He never tells the truth, It causes you much misery, Just cast him out, forsooth.
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Title:
TWO-FACED WOMAN
unused
Description:
SMILING AND GRACIOUS WHILE WE ARE NEAR, PLEASANT AS EVER CAN BE, WHEN OUR BACK'S TURNED, SO I HAVE LEARNED, THIS IS WHAT WE COULD SEE.
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Title:
The Car Hog
unused
Description:
The car hog is the meanest man of all men that I know, But you're welcome to the whole blamed car, when you take that trip "below."
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Title:
THE TELEPHONE GIRL.
unused
Description:
WHEN IMPUDENCE WAS HANDED OUT, YOU WAS UPON THE SPOT; IF YOU EVER YELLED AT ME THAT WAY FOR YOU I'D MAKE IT HOT.
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Title:
THE OLD MAID
unused
Description:
THE TIME HAS PASSED, WHEN YOU CAN HOPE THE WEDDING BELLS TO HEAR. SO SOEND YOUR TIME TWIXT CATS AND TEA AND BE CONTENT, MY DEAR.
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Title:
The Thin Woman.
unused
Description:
I beg of you don't think me rude, if to your figure I allude, A pencil or a match would do To illustrate the shape of you.
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Title:
Mother-in-law
unused
Description:
Dear Mother-in-law is here again. For a protracted stay; We love her, Oh! so dearly That we cry when she's away.
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Title:
The Cook
unused
Description:
OH! TYRANT OF THE KITCHE, DON'T SCARE US ALL TO DEATH; KEEP QUIET FOR A MINUTE AND CATCH YOUR SECOND BREATH
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Title:
THE DENTIST
unused
Description:
A PAINLESS DENTIST SO YOU CLAIN, YOU MEAN TO YOU IT'S PAINLESS; THE SPORT YOU TAKE IN HURTING FOLKS, PROCLAIMS THAT YOU ARE BRAINLESS.
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Title:
THE PLUMBER
unused
Description:
WHEN WINTER BLASTS FREEZE UP THE PIPES, THIS FELLOW'S ON THE JOB. AND WHEN YOU GET THE BILL, YOU FIND AT CHARGING, HE'S NO SLOB!
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Title:
THE SALOON KEEPER
unused
Description:
YOUR BEER'S ALL FOAM, YOUR CIGAR'S ARE HAY, NO WONDER THAT YOU MAKE IT PAY.
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Title:
Love One Another
unused
Description:
The Hen-Pecked Husband. You poor old hen-pecked hubby. You are the timid spouse; You try to make the boys all think You're "it" about the house.
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Title:
THE JEALOUS MAN.
unused
Description:
THE GREEN EYED MONSTER'S GOT YOU, HE'S LEADING YOU ABOUT; HE CAUSES YOU MUCH MISERY, GET SENSE AND KICK HIM OUT.
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Title:
The Fat Lady.
unused
Description:
THE PEOPLE GIVE YOU ONE GOOD LOOK AND THEN THEY WHISPER,-"GET THE HOOK."
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Title:
The Lazy Man
unused
Description:
Aurochrome Series A9
Get up and work, put out your pipe, And throw away that can; We haven't seen you move for years, You good-for-nothing man.
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Title:
THE OLD MAID
unused
Description:
She loves her cat and her bird, But for men she says "they're absurd1" And, thin as a bone, She live all alone, Save when forth to gossip she's stirred.
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Title:
THE POET
PM 1909 May-31
Description:
You tell of your feelings in every poem, Whether it be of the stars, of love, or Rome, But we think that what you really feel Is the pressing need of a good, square meal.
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Title:
The Sales Lady.
unused
Description:
OH! HAUGHTY QUEEN, YOU THINK YOU ARE QUITE PERFECT AND JUST RIGHT; BUT TAKE A TIP FROM ME DEAR GIRL, YOU ARE A PERFECT FRIGHT.
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Title:
The Skater
PM 1908 Apr-21
Description:
You think, of course, that you can skate, But you are only second rate; You sprawl around the rink, and few Escape a bump or fall from you.
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Title:
The Typewriter
PM 1911 Feb-14
Description:
Aurochrome Series A13
We're on to you, you're very bum; You cannot strike a key straight. You sit there just to play goo-goo With poor old Mister Staylate.
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Title:
TO THE FREE LUNCH GRABBER
unused
Description:
Aurochrome Series
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Title:
Typewriter
PM 1910 Sep-20
Description:
As a typewriter you are a fake, And you are not worth the money you take. Your spelling is rank, You're just a plain crank, And rather asleep than awake.
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Title:
The Batchelor
unused
Description:
You poor old "batch" - you live all alone, You do your own cooking and mending; You're crabbed and cranky - have no one to love, Oh! What a sad life you are spending.
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Title:
The Golfer
unused
Description:
Of all the "foozlers" you're the worst That I have ever met; Your caddie plays a better game, I'm willing for to bet.
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Title:
The Masher
unused
Description:
On some fine day when you get gay, And practice at your "mashing," I too will take a hand in it, And give you a sound thrashing.
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Title:
The Sore-Head
unused
Description:
You hate to see a person climb The ladder of success, You hate to credit anyone, Come on, own up - confess!
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Title:
The Knocker
unused
Description:
A knocker is a grouch's cousin, And jealousy's a brother, You're a member of that family I happened to discover.
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Title:
The Barber
unused
Description:
My face has ached me ever since I got a shave from you, Don't talk so much and tend to "biz," Or you will never do.
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Title:
The Fisherman
unused
Description:
Come on now pal, own up-confess, Isn't this the way you catch your mess? We've heard the stories that you told, For really they are all quite old.
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Title:
The Driver
unused
Description:
You beat your poor old faithful horse, Without the slightest provocation; The law should get a hold of you, And grant a long "vacation."
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Title:
The Artist
unused
Description:
When it comes to talking art, You're always on the job; But when it comes to painting things, You prove that you're a slob.
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Title:
Man with Cigar Standing Near Car - The Auto Fiend
unused
Description:
The hot air that you generate. about your touring car, could make it run ten thousand miles, and even that ain't far.
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Title:
The Dude
unused
Description:
Poor brainless yap we sympathize with what you think "au fait" and just a hint to you "deah boy" you're only in the way.
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Title:
The Saloon-Keeper
unused
Description:
Your beer's all foam Your cigar's all hay, No wonder that You make it pay.
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Title:
The College Boy
unused
Description:
"I'm here, because, I'm here, because" Is all you seem to know; You're just a silly "rah-rah" boy, Whose daddy has some dough.
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Title:
The Proud Father
unused
Description:
Oh! Father proud, we know your child Is the wisest in the nation; There are others though, I think will grow To some exalted station.
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Title:
The Ball Player
unused
Description:
You muff the ball and cannot bat, A base you cannot slide, And still you think that you can play, When really you are snide.
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Title:
Body Builder Caricature Holding 500-pound Weight
unused
Description:
The Strong Man. Just witness his prodigious strength, this well developed fellow; when his wifie says- "John fetch some coal," you ought to hear him bellow.
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Title:
The Bowler
unused
Description:
Ach Louis! Yet another poodle, That makes ten you made to-night; If you say again that you can bowl, There'll surely be a fight.
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Title:
Leaning Man, Hands in Pockets, Cigarette Dangling from Mouth
unused
Description:
The Loafer. The loafer never thinks of work, but lounges round all day; his poor old mother has to work, the landlord for to pay.
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Title:
The Athlete
unused
Description:
Of all the nearly athlete, I think you are the limit; There never was a race, where you Were in it for a minute.
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Title:
The Auto Fiend
unused
Description:
I'm the king of the highway and street, And I scare every horse that I meet. My chauffeur is in jail When he isn't on bail, But no cop can scare me off his beat.
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Title:
The Doctor
unused
Description:
You try to cure most all our ills, With syrup of squills and bread dough pills; Each visit costs us one kerplunco I think your game is just a bunco.
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Title:
The Love-Sick Girl
PM 1906 Feb-13
Description:
Series 5004
Do you know her, this maiden forlorn? By love unreturned, she is torn. Compared to her hero, All others are zero, And she wishes she'd never been born.
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Title:
The Salesman, Hot Air
unused
Description:
Of all the hot air fiends my boy, You really take the prize; It's merit now that sells the goods, For Gracious sake "get wise".
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Title:
Caricature of Man in Suit Smoking Cigar
unused
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Title:
Old Lady with Tongue
unused
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Title:
Woman In Blue Dress Sings From French Song Sheet
Description:
Tu chantes le printemps, des que parait le jour, Mais pour te faire aimer, mignonne, c'est un four!
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Title:
Woman with Big Head Holding Glasses
unused
Description:
Series 9695
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Title:
Children Holding Light at Water's Edge
unused
Description:
Series 735
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Title:
What's On A Man's Mind?
Continental Chrome unused
Description:
Sigmund Freud
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Title:
Hi! Damp Weather is Ruining Our Game
Chrome unused
Description:
Greetings from Hills Creek State Park
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Title:
"Here's wish you a mole in one!"
Chrome unused
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Title:
Nothing Like A Game Of Golf!
Chrome unused
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Title:
"...Not again!"
Chrome unused
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Title:
"Expecting Trouble, dear?"
Chrome unused
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Title:
"Now is THAT comfortable, Sir?"
Chrome unused
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Title:
Golf Course Bulletin Board
Chrome unused
Description:
If shorts get any shorter...They won't be allowed any longer.
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Title:
The Lord Helps Those...Who Help Themselves
Chrome unused
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Title:
Doctors Say: "Golf Relaxes The Nerves"
Chrome unused
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Title:
I've Been Playing a Little Golf Too, Care to Play A-Round??
Chrome unused
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Title:
Mister Breger on Vacation
Chrome unused
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Title:
Never a Dull Moment Here At ________________
Linen unused
Description:
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
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Title:
Hey Pop--I Made It! A Hole In One!
Linen PM 1944 Jul-5
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Title:
Oh! Boy! A Hole In One!
Linen unused
Description:
Everything's Clicking Fine!
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Title:
Do You Know What Day This Is?
Linen PM 1945 Sep-5
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Title:
Just Another Back Seat Driver!
Linen unused
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Title:
"Keep My Head Down?--Impossible"
Linen unused
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Title:
I Feel Like a Golf Widow Here...Who Are You?
Linen unused
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Title:
We Sure Can "Shoot The Bull"
Linen PM 1944 Nov-11
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Title:
Gooda Morning Caruso
Divided Back PM 1914 May-14
Description:
Series S.89
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Title:
Golf Bug
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 1244
The missing "link" you well might be And "brassy" fits you to a "tee" I "put" this "hazzard" to the fore; Your mind's a "hole" and nothing more.
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Title:
The Athletic Girl
Divided Back PM 1908 Feb-14
Description:
Series 5004-3
She is husky and strong, stout of limb, She's "fast" (on the run) "in the swim," To Box and to fence Are "simply immense" But her best friends could scarce call her slim.
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Title:
The Golf Player
Divided Back PM 1910 Jul-21
Description:
This young man has "golfitis" bad, His case it is really quite sad: He calls the small laddie Who attends him his "caddie." And he simply lives for this fad!
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Title:
The Golfer
Divided Back unused
Description:
You stalk all day around the green In every spot where you'll be seen, And the way you strive to hit the ball Makes you the laughing stock of all.
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Title:
The Golfer
Divided Back PM 1908 Nov-14
Description:
Series 5004-16
Golf may be a dull game to watch. I'm content though to play I may botch. For the ball I may foozle, the caddie bamboozle, but the game and the liquor are Scotch.
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Title:
The Golfer
Divided Back unused
Description:
Aurochrome Series
Every time you try to drive From a tee so neat, Bang! you always hit yourself Plumb upon the feet.
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Title:
The Motorman
Divided Back PM 1909 Feb-15
Description:
Myer Aurochrome Series A26
With lawsuits filed most every day for running cars amuck, go change your trade - take up the hoe, you picture of hard luck.
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Title:
The Salesman--As Seen By
Chrome unused
Description:
His Boss...His Wife...His Client... His Competitors...Himself-Five Years From Now...
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Title:
Woman with Mouth Open Broadly Singing While Playing Piano7
PM 1909 May-3
Description:
A Painful Pianist - Hark to your low, anguish moan, And leave the piano alone; Though you are a stayer, You'll never be a player, Though you wear your fingers to bone!
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Title:
The Musician
PM 1914 Feb
Description:
There is music in your manner There is music in your hair, You're a symphony in bearing, A rhapsody of care. You play upon my feelings Like an angel on a lute And if you try my heart strings, You will find them tuned to suit.
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Title:
The Saleslady
PM 1907 Jul-8
Description:
Series 5004-2
Tho' she is haughty, she can use her smile When she tries to pass off some "old style". Her tongue's smooth and glib, No, she wouldn't fib, But she makes the poor dupe spend his "pile".
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Title:
The Smoker
PM 1907 Feb-14
Description:
How would you like to be sausage or fish? Smoked to a finish to make a good dish? You smoked human being, you'll die in your tracks//If you don't give up smoking those old coffin tacks.
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Title:
To The Stylish Girl
PM 1910 Feb-10
Description:
Paris hats become you greatly, Richest cloaks you'll never lack; They are sent home on approval, Worn one night and then sent back.
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Title:
Advice For A Plump Person
Divided Back unused
Description:
A lady stout must surely hate To be told that she's "simply great!" She should be wise And exercise Before her chins are duplicate.
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Title:
THE LAWYER
Divided Back
Description:
He has a profound, learned air, But wills and fees are his care. In money he trusts Till his client he busts, And one hundred per cent is his share.
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Title:
To the Stylish Girl
Divided Back unused
Description:
A Grochrome Series 9
Paris hats become you greatly. Richest cloaks you'll never lack; They are sent home on approval, Worn one night and then sent back.
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Title:
Fritz the Cat
Continental Chrome unused
Description:
Fritz the Cat in "Fritz Bugs Out"
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Title:
In the Slot Machine
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 703
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Title:
Little Diamond Eyes
Divided Back
Description:
Series 1426
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Title:
The Horsy Man
Divided Back PM Feb-17
Description:
Another sure thing gone wrong I see, I hear that every day; If you MUST be around horses Be a Drive, make it pay!
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Title:
Cranky Rubber Neck
Divided Back
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Title:
The Schoolmarm
Divided Back PM Feb-14
Description:
She thinks she's so wise none can fool her Or further in knowledge can school her; But, the truth to impart, She makes the boys smart By briskly applying a ruler!
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Title:
Old Maid
Divided Back PM 1906 Sep-16
Description:
Series 5004-11
She's caught a poor cat and a bird, But she can't snare a man, so we've heard, It's the old maid's sad fate To lose out on a mate And take tea--but s-sh! not a word.
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Title:
Made in Germany
Divided Back PM 1907 Aug-29
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Title:
Caricature Reading "Best Wishes, Mike Mitchell"
Real Photo unused
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Title:
The Gambler
PM 1908 Mar-12
Description:
The Gambler The gambler is lucky, they say, His work is another man's play: But there's many a slip 'Twist the pot and the chip, As he learns to his cost every day.
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Title:
Wanted a Wife - Make Sitting on a Box
PM 1907 Aug-28
Description:
Tom Browne Series 2568-6
"His Breakfast"
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Title:
A Very Safe Typewriter
Description:
Valentine Series 308
"Though you're anything but brilliant as a pounder of the keys, There is one sort of employer whom you certainly would please; I mean the man afflicted with a jealous, watchful wife, For your ugly mug would surely never cause domestic strife."
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Title:
Poker Terms
Divided Back PM 1905
Description:
What Beats This?
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Title:
We're Enjoying Ourselves!
Divided Back
Description:
Touring Comic Series 625
Wish you were with us.
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Title:
The School-Teacher
Divided Back PM 1907 Jan-23
Description:
Series 1129
Who tries to pound in education On little kids by force? And who discovered America? The school teacher - of course!
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Title:
Bachelor
Divided Back unused
Description:
Bachelor You say you do not need a wife, Pretend you like this kind of life-- The fact is, every girl in town, You've asked and each has turned you down.
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Title:
See Planet Venus, Five Cents
Divided Back unused
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Title:
Teacher's Sick and Cherry Pie for Dinner
Divided Back unused
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Title:
The Lovesick Lass
Divided Back unused
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Title:
The Masculine Woman
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 5004-7
She is mannish from shoes to her hat, Coat, collar, stiff shirt and cravat. She'd wear pants in the street To make her complete, But she knows the law won't stand for that.
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Title:
To a Decolette Dame
Divided Back unused
Description:
Your gowns are all of brilliant hue, Cut low, with all your "charms" in view. Till people say To you. "Oh may We always see much more of you!"
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Title:
The Athletic Lass
Divided Back PM 1900 Dec-1
Description:
Oh, the girl who goes in for brawn Who's in training from daylight till dawn Should from such stunts refrain And develop her brain. And thank us for "putting her on!"
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Title:
The Paperhanger
Divided Back unused
Description:
You stick cheap paper on the wall And stick the man who pays You slap paste here and smear glue there In fifty-seven ways.
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Title:
Society Belle
Divided Back
Description:
You never miss a single chance To go to any ball or dance And you're always ready, no matter when, To show your power in catching men
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Title:
Chorus Girl
Divided Back PM 1916 Feb-6
Description:
If you could see yourself as others see you We are all very sure you wouldn't act as you do In displaying your laces and bright-colored hose For the edification of the bald-headed rows
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Title:
Highly Recommended
Divided Back unused
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Title:
Plenty, Such as it is
Divided Back
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Title:
The Athletic Woman
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 1137
Jaw like a Jumbo - the Athletic Woman! Come on old lady and try to be human; You can't be a man. Be a lady that's nice, Get a good many by marrying - take my advice
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Title:
The Mother-in-Law
Divided Back
Description:
A husband of whom I have heard Declared his wife's mother "a bird!" She smiled, but just then He murmured "a hen!" The ambulance call then occurred!
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Title:
The Skater
Divided Back unused
Description:
You think, of course, that you can skate But you are only second rate You sprawl around the rink, and few Escape a bump or fall from you
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Title:
The Summer Girl
Divided Back PM 1907 Mar-2
Description:
Do you know a maiden who goes To the seaside to show off her clothes. And home with her brings Several cheap rings And tales of how fellows propose?
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Title:
Warranted Not to Break up Homes
Divided Back
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Title:
Plain Hog, You're Still a Hog Where'er You are at Home, at Shows or in a Car
Divided Back PM 1909 Feb-14
Description:
It is really hard, as all agree, Since you live, you don't die, like your family
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Title:
4013 Grandma
Divided Back PM 1910 May-16
Description:
Series 4013
Smiling Grandma drawing
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Title:
Woman In Old-fashioned Dress Speaks Vehemently From Behind Her Desk
Divided Back
Description:
The Club Woman. 'Mid a clatter of tea-cups and spoons And an atmosphere suited for swoons, The president hen Rails at the men, And talks of prisms and prunes
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Title:
Man In Top Hat And Tails, With Bouquet And Tiny Dog On Leash
Divided Back unused
Description:
Don't be silly
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Title:
Dick of Dick's Adventures
Chrome unused
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Title:
Etta Kett
Chrome unused
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Title:
Buz Sawyer
Chrome unused
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Title:
Snuffy Smith
Chrome unused
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Title:
The Elocutionist, Some Reciters are Terrible Bores and Drive all Their Friends out of Doors
Divided Back unused
Description:
And the patter of feet As the listeners retreat They take for the sound of encores!
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Title:
Woman With Rolling Pin Speaks to Husband in Top Hat and Tails
Divided Back unused
Description:
Oh! What I know about you!
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Title:
Am Dropping you a Line from Plymouth Rock, 1620
Post Card (Undivided Back) unused
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Title:
Why did Doggie's Master Run Away?
PM 1907 Oct-17
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Title:
Man with Screaming Babies in Cradle
PM 1900 Apr-25
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Title:
A Painful Pianist - Woman Singing at Piano
PM 1906 Feb-28
Description:
Hark to our low, anguish moan And leave the piano alone: Though you are a stayer. You'll ne'er be a player. Though you wear your fingers to bone!
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Title:
An Affected Actress - She thinks she's a dramatic queen
PM 1906
Description:
And that all of the critics are "mean." But the thespian art She brings to a part Is some wriggles and lots of blondine
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Title:
The Old Maid - Knitting Beside Cat & Bird
Description:
She loves her cat and her bird But for men, she says "they're absurd!" And , thin as a bone She lives all alone, Save when forth to gossip she's stirred
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Title:
Les Gens Dans Les Betes, D'Apres Grandville
unused
Description:
Sans etre du Midi tu gagnes sur Marseille Par ton extravagance a nulle autre pareille. Galerie Humoristique - "Les Gens Dans Les Betes" A. Noyer, Paris. Reproduction interdite
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Title:
Bare-Bottomed Cartoon Children Reading the Paper
unused
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Title:
Frantisek Havel
unused
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Title:
A Poetical Poseur
unused
Description:
Behold this pale little poet With a finger at forehead to show it But the way he gets scads Is by writing soap ads But he wants nobody to know it!
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Title:
A Question of Taste
unused
Description:
Oh, it's nice to "follow the style" Good taste is well worth the while; But don't follow the mode If it's way down the road Considerably more than a mile!
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Title:
Fat Woman Poem
PM 1910 Feb-14
Description:
You try to do all that is the rage, Although you're fat and carry weight for age. If you would do as we advise You'd act more consistently with your size
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Title:
Bum Actor
Divided Back unused
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Title:
The Club Woman
Divided Back PM 1908 Nov-4
Description:
'Mid a clatter of tea-cups and spoons And an atmosphere suited for swoons. The President hen Rails at the men And talks of prisms and prunes
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Title:
Society Belle
Divided Back
Description:
You never miss a single chance To go to any ball or dance And you're always ready, no matter when, To show your power in catching men
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Title:
Warrented Not to Break up Homes
Divided Back unused
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Title:
The College Professor
Divided Back PM 1906 Sep-26
Description:
His store of learning's immense His classical knowledge intense But greater success Would attend the Profess Who'd show some slight common sense
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Title:
Grumpy Old Man with Empty Wallet
PM 1910 Mar-14
Description:
Series 8008
Broke to the world!
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Title:
Man Looking at Empty Wallet
PM Aug-31
Description:
Series 8008
After the spree is over!
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Title:
Toothless Old Woman Laughing
Description:
Series 6544
Stout And Mild
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Title:
A man of leisure and an optimist
PM 1911 Apr-11
Description:
Series 6544
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Title:
Kissing Couple with Large Heads
unused
Description:
Series 122/42, 6310
Love's Golden Dream
PFB
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Title:
Spinster Making Tea
PM Oct-24
Description:
Series 6742
Tea for One
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Title:
Born to blush unseen!
unused
Description:
Series 6742
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Title:
One meets such occasionally
PM Feb-12
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Title:
A nose that would make a good lighthouse
PM Dec-21
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Title:
Bald Head
Divided Back PM 1913 Feb-4
Description:
Your bright shining pate is seen at all shows And invariably down in the bald-headed row, Where you make conspicuous by your tender care Your true ardent love for that one lonesome hair
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Title:
Milkman
Divided Back
Description:
No wonder that so blythe and gay You milk the old red pump each day A small investment - so they say - Grows quickly in the milky way
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Title:
A Question of Taste
PM 1906 Feb-14
Description:
Oh, it's nice to "follow the style" - Good taste is well worth the while; But don't follow the mode if it's 'way down the road considerably more than a mile!
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Title:
The Builder: Plans for House
Divided Back PM 1910 Feb-14
Description:
Aurochome Series A17
poem, plus man in top hot and bow tie Don't show those plans again;/You'll never build, we know;/You show us different plans each week;/You haven't got the dough
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Title:
The Fortune Teller Postal
Divided Back PM Sep-24
Description:
A cross eyed dude is going to propose - turn him down!
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Title:
The Salesman
Divided Back PM 1907 Jun-11
Description:
Series 5004-25
His motto is still do or die And he nags you until you must buy. His line is complete And his nerve hard to beat, But sometimes he goes on the fly
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Title:
The Young Bride
Divided Back PM 1907 Mar-6
Description:
She's promised to "Love and obey." And she will (if she has her own way); And she's learning to cook Out of a book. Will "hub" be dyspeptic? Oh, say!
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Title:
A teacher in old-fashioned dress points to a map of North America
Divided Back unused
Description:
R. Hill The Schoolmarm She thinks she's so wise none can fool her/Or further in knowledge can school her;/But, the truth to impart,/She makes the boys smart/By briskly applying a ruler!
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Title:
Bald-headed man in suit and tie, with flies or bees buzzing around
Divided Back unused
Description:
Bald Head Your bright shining pate is seen at all shows/And invariably down in the bald-headed rows,/Where you make conspicuous by your tender car/Your true ardent love for that one lonesome hair
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Title:
The Actor
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 1139
Counting the ties old Ham-fat goes, Look at his hair, his mug, his nose! He says he's an actor - it's only loose talk; He's out of a job - the ghost won't walk
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Title:
The Athlete
Divided Back unused
Description:
You believe you're an athlete, we presume, From the way you display yourself in your c [illegible] And you try to make weights look as he [illegible] While really, in fact, they're as light as your [illegible]
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Title:
The SchoolMa'am
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 5004-6
She is the one whom all are afraid, and her speech is "I must be obeyed!". She keeps down the lid on the poor little kid, and she lives and will die an old maid
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Title:
The Lazy Employee
Divided Back PM Feb-11
Description:
Series 2285
Sleepy dumb-head, shake your bones! Wake up and do the chores! No one ever did succeed who always nods and snores
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Title:
A Farm Product
Divided Back unused
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Title:
A Leather-Bound Idiot
Divided Back PM 1906 Dec-31
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Title:
A man bowling
Divided Back PM 1909 Feb-01
Description:
Don't waste your time and money on anti-fat. Try a little less to eat. And more work
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Title:
A sailor trying to pick up a 'lady' while she sits on a park bench
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series S. 22
What Oh! I wouldn't mind. Would You?
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Title:
Girl with wild hair
Divided Back unused
Description:
Don't go to school with your hair uncombed and your dress untidy be neat
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Title:
Little Boy Wearing a Dunce's Hat
Divided Back unused
Description:
Don't be a dunce try to get a Little useful information about things in general
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Title:
The Matinee Girl
Divided Back unused
Description:
Strange What lobsters in a lover's part, Can capture the mush-like maiden's heart!
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Title:
The Soldier Boy
Divided Back PM 1907 Feb-13
Description:
In his uniform see him stand, Posing like a hero grand. Will flying bullets change his mien? Well, that remains yet to be seen
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Title:
The Would-Be Movie Actress
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 2417
You primp and pose, and goodness knows You make your friends so tired, They wish you'd get that Chance you want, And see how you'd get “Fired”!
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Title:
To The Artist
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 2417
Don't let the Art Bee sting you, Or think abroad to roam; Your place is decorating The walls of Home, Sweet-Home!
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Title:
Woman Admiring Herself in a Mirror
Divided Back PM 1907 Feb-13
Description:
Don't sit up nights admiring yourself. The best that can be said of you is that you might pass in a crowd
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Title:
A Butcher
Divided Back PM 1912 Sep-00
Description:
The exorbitant prices you get for your beef Are enough to change any good man to a thief, And the cats and dogs which pass under your saw Will soon put you safe in the grasp of the law
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Title:
An Artist
Divided Back unused
Description:
That you think you can paint is very sure, Yet your very best work is but caricature; In fact, all your daubing, e'er hard you may try, Is enough to make even a sign-painter cry
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Title:
Is The Protection Needed?
Divided Back unused
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Title:
Looks As If The Pace Were Telling
Divided Back unused
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Title:
Not A Commendable Method Of Gathering News
Divided Back unused
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Title:
Old Rooster
Divided Back PM 1912 Feb-14
Description:
You make pretense of being young, Though your muscle's weak and nerves unstrung, Your actions go from bad to worse So you really ought to have a nurse
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Title:
Society Belle
Divided Back unused
Description:
You never miss a single chance to got to any ball or dance, And you're always ready, no matter when, To show your power in catching men
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Title:
The Quack
Divided Back unused
Description:
Because you bought your way through college, You think you have sufficient knowledge of Medical facts to hang up a sign For which false pretense you should pay a fine
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Title:
The Singer
Divided Back unused
Description:
How is it that you always sing Of “The songs we won't forget”? Is it because your awful wails Are haunting us all yet?
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Title:
Youthful Dress And Wrinkles Don't Harmonize
Divided Back unused
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Title:
The Masher
Divided Back PM 1906 Nov-07
Description:
Don Juan isn't in it with me, I'm a charmer of the highest degree, My style is so dashing, Whenever I'm mashing, Some maiden's heart flutters to me
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Title:
The Would-Be Athlete
Divided Back unused
Description:
There's a young man we frequently meet, Every record he's striving to beat. His brain has to hustle To keep up with his muscle, He's a wonder, this would-be athlete
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Title:
Woman and s Smoking Stove
Divided Back unused
Description:
You know how hard you have to shake to get the ashes out, You know how hard you cough and sneeze, as dust flies all about, You know how hard it is to lug the heavy coal and wood, You know you'd gladly change, and have a gas stove – if you could
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Title:
Woman and stove
Divided Back PM 1909 Mar-25
Description:
I wouldn't have a Coal Range, with ashes, dirt and dust, I wouldn't have an Oil Stove, with smoke and smell and rust, I wouldn't have Electric things, which might electrocute me, for since I've had a Gas Stove, there's nothing else will suit me
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Title:
Mother-In-Law
Divided Back PM 1908 Dec-17
Description:
Series F. L. 364
Dear mother-in-law is here again for a protracted stay; we love her, oh! So dearly That we cry when she's away
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Title:
A Lovesick
Divided Back PM 1907 Feb-14
Description:
Aurocrome Series A 34
Stop writing love notes all the day. She loves you? It's a joke. She'll take your presents by the score, And shake you when you're broke
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Title:
Phonograph Fiend
Divided Back PM 1909 Feb-15
Description:
Aurocrome Series
That phonograph of yours, gee whiz, It makes the neighbors sour; We'd like to hear it now and then, But not most every hour
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Title:
The Autoist
Divided Back PM 1911 Feb-14
Description:
Aurocrome Series A 29
When your horn you loudly toot, Wrapped in that great fur-lined suit, All the girls think you're so cute, You big lobsterine galoot
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Title:
The Fat Fellow
Divided Back PM 1907 Jul-02
Description:
Aurocrome Series A 28
Why don't you try to take off fat? Your feet don't know where they are at; You cannot see your heel or toe, Because, fat thing, they're hidden so
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Title:
The Inventor
Divided Back PM 1909 Feb-13
Description:
Aurocrome Series
Another scheme! What have you now, A pulley or a shaft? Most every time I meet you now You have a different graft
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Title:
The Motorman
Divided Back PM 1907 Oct-14
Description:
Aurocrome Series A 26
With lawsuits filed most every day For running cars amuck, Go change your trade – take up the hoe, You picture of hard luck
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Title:
The Paperhanger
Divided Back unused
Description:
Aurocrome Series
You stick cheap paper on the wall, And stick the man who pays; You slap paste here and smear glue there In fifty-seven ways
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Title:
The Quack Doctor
Divided Back unused
Description:
Aurocrome Series
Powders, lotions, salve and squills, Plasters, tablets, bum old pills, Cannot even cure a ham; Hang this sign, “A quack I am.”
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Title:
The Tailor
Divided Back PM 1907 Oct-01
Description:
Aurocrome Series A 36
You make a bluff at measurement and claim a cutter's eye, When all the cloth you butcher up Is stamped out with a die
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Title:
The Typewriter
Divided Back PM 1908 Feb-14
Description:
Aurocrome Series A 13
We're on to you, you're very bum; You cannot strike a key straight. You sit there just to play goo-goo With poor old Mister Staylate
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Title:
To The Homely Maid
Divided Back PM 1909 Feb-13
Description:
Aurocrome Series
Go see a beauty doctor, And have your face made o'er; He'll fix you in a jiffy with tools around his store
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Title:
10 Cent Store Broke Loose
Divided Back unused
Description:
Valentine Series 308
What a jewel ! You shine with your form studded o'er, As a walking show bill of a “10 cent store” such beauty and taste all those ear-drops disclose, Tis a pity you did not put one in your nose. It sets my heart sighing quite sad and forlorn. To think they're as bogus as her they adorn. Tis the “sweet buy and buy” with you o'er and o'er, As you call at that beautiful “10 Cent Store”
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Title:
A Foppish Little Runt
Divided Back unused
Description:
Valentine Series 308
You weazened little monkey, Do you really suppose That for a man you'll pass yourself By wearing dudish clothes? If so, you/re much mistaken, My puny little friend, For no tailor in Creation Your insignificance could mend
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Title:
Head Of The House?
Divided Back PM 1913 Apr-04
Description:
Valentine Series 308
To bridle and bit you meekly submit, Like a horse that's been trained to obey – A horse? No an ass would be more in your class, Such a lack of all spunk you display
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Title:
The Coquette
Divided Back PM Feb-10
Description:
You flirt with every boy you see With Tom or Dick or Harry. Your goo goo eyes don't fool us now, We know you'll never marry
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Title:
The Golfer
Divided Back unused
Description:
Aurocrome Series
Every time you try to drive From a tee so neat, Bang! You always hit yourself Plumb upon the feet
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Title:
The Grocer
Divided Back unused
Description:
Aurocrome Series A20
You pose for a grocer so swell, But we're on to you full well; Your sugar's sand, and second-hand Is all the stuff you sell
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Title:
The Matinee Girl
Divided Back PM Apr-00
Description:
Always looking for a pass for any sort of show, From matinee to matinee You're always on the go
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Title:
The Paperhanger
Divided Back unused
Description:
Aurocrome Series A23
You stick cheap paper on the wall, And stick the man who pays; You slap paste here and smear glue there In fifty-seven ways
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Title:
The Stout One
Divided Back PM 1909 Feb-15
Description:
She's a graceful sylph who must weigh near a ton, She wabbles, wabbles, wabbles, whene'er she tries to run; Among the South-Sea Islanders, she would be a great success, Their wives must weigh 300 pounds, and not a drachm less
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Title:
The Walking Delegate
Divided Back PM 1908 Apr-27
Description:
Aurocrome Series
You haven't done a storke of work or many, Many years; But, gee, that jaw works overtime On free lunch, talk and beers
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Title:
To The Rainy-Day Girl
Divided Back PM 1911 Feb-05
Description:
Aurocrome Series
You're the queen of rainy-daisies; At my ribs my fond heart knocks; The alarm clocks on your stockings Can be heard for blocks and blocks
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Title:
A Bum Bowler
Divided Back PM 1908 Dec-22
Description:
You spend all night around the alley Without once making a decent tally; You make more fuss than other men Who, to your one pin, are rolling ten
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Title:
an old man practicing his piano in his tuxedo
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 6006
You can practise all day And practise all night But the music you make will never sound right
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Title:
Children with a ripped book look at and old lady
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 6032
You think that you know how to bring up a child But your own are such terrors to al far and near What you call bringing up is decidedly queer
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Title:
Fat Man
Divided Back PM 1911 Aug-04
Description:
You travel along with grunt and noise, The direct result of your avoirdupois; You might call less attention to your subway chest If you once went around with a more quiet vest
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Title:
Loafer
Divided Back unused
Description:
Your only aim in life seems to be to stand around the corner and show your ugly mug. To insult passers-by fills you with glee, You worthless, shiftless, loafing plug. You are an insult to the self-respecting man, Hard work you should be sentenced to, you and your clan
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Title:
Old Lady Carrying her Dog
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 6028
No matter really where you go Or if at home you're seen you're too antique for any beau One can't be found so green
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Title:
The Old Maid
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 1135
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Title:
The Skater
Divided Back unused
Description:
You think, of course, that you can skate, But you are only second rate; You sprawl around the rink, and few Escape a bump or fall from you
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Title:
A Butcher
Divided Back PM 1909 Feb-13
Description:
The exorbitant prices you get for your beef Are enough to change any good man to a thief, And the cats and dogs which pass under your saw Will soon put you safe in the grasp of the law
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Title:
A Poetical Poseur
Divided Back unused
Description:
Behold this pale little poet, With a finger at forehead to show it; But the way he gets scads Is by writing soap ads, But he wants nobody to know it!
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Title:
A Tailor
Divided Back PM 1911 Feb-13
Description:
Whenever you measure for a suit You smile to think of the way you loot Your customers, who, all the while, Are adding to your robber pile
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Title:
Advice For A Plump Person
Divided Back PM 1911 Mar-30
Description:
A lady stout must surely hate To be told that she's “simply great!” She should be wise And exercise Before her chins are duplicate
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Title:
Carpenter
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 1244
A real “skilled Workman” you must be to “work” your job so endlessly, For each day, almost without fail You work eight hours and drive one nail
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Title:
Milkman
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 1244
No wonder that so blythe and gay You milk the old red pump each day A small investment so they say Grows quickly in the milky way
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Title:
Paperhanger
Divided Back unused
Description:
You have no artistic sense at all In matters large or matters small, And your foolish efforts to harmonize Are enough to ruin most anyone's eyes
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Title:
Plumber
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 1244
You lazy good for nothing loafer, Your boss should furnish you a sofa, The hardest job that you could take Would be to keep yourself awake
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Title:
The Lovesick Lass
Divided Back PM 1906 Sep-01
Description:
She sits a she sighs “Ah heigho!” And says she's “two strings to her bow;” She thinks she's a flirt, But some people assert It's the beaux that string her, don't you know!
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Title:
The Manicurist
Divided Back PM 1907 Jan-05
Description:
She is “A clip,” and tis her plan to flatter every silly man; Her manner's bland, She holds his hand And “trims him” every time she can!
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Title:
A Painful Pianist
Divided Back PM 1906 Feb-21
Description:
Hark to our low, anguish moan And leave the piano alone; Though you are a stayer, You'll ne'er be a player, Though you wear your fingers to bone!
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Title:
A Question Of Taste
Divided Back unused
Description:
Oh, it's nice to “follow the style” Good taste is well worth the while; But don't follow the mode If it's way down the road Considerably more than a mile!
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Title:
A Silly Singer
Divided Back PM 1906 Feb-13
Description:
Oh, singer, why do you sing, The tears to our eyes for to bring? You're not a bad sort. But please cut it short, For our bosoms with anguish you wring!
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Title:
An Affected Actress
Divided Back unused
Description:
She thinks she's a dramatic queen And that all of the critics are “mean;” But the thespian art She brings to a part Is some wriggles and lots of blondine
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Title:
The Club Woman
Divided Back unused
Description:
Mid a clatter of tea-cups and spoons and an atmosphere suited for swoons, The President hen Rails at the men, And talks of prisms and prunes
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Title:
The College Professor
Divided Back unused
Description:
His store of learning's immense, His classical knowledge intense; But greater success Would attend the “Profess” Who'd show some slight common sense
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Title:
The Football Player
Divided Back unused
Description:
Arrayed thus, his joy is complete, All he thinks is to be “an athlete;” And all of the knowledge That he gains in college Shows his brains have gone into his feet
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Title:
The Golf Player
Divided Back unused
Description:
This young man has “golfitis” bad, His case it is really quite sad; He calls the small laddie Who attends him his “caddie,” And he simply lives for this fad!
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Title:
The Tennis Girl
Divided Back unused
Description:
She likes to court in the court, Thinks tennis “the jolliest sport!” And shouts “thirty all!” As she whacks at the ball With many a cowlike cavort!
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Title:
Old Maid
Divided Back unused
Description:
She's caught a poor cat and a bird, But she can't snare a man, so we've heard, It's the old maid's sad fate To lose out on a mate And take tea – but s'sh! Not a word
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Title:
The Athletic Girl
Divided Back unused
Description:
She is husky and strong, stout of limb. She's “fast” (on the run) “in the swim,” To box and to fence Are “Simply immense,” But her best friends could scarce call her slim
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Title:
The Cigarette Fiend
Divided Back unused
Description:
This youngster is sure he's a sport, The devilish, dangerous sort. If he grows any worse, He'll need a new nurse For on brains and good sense he is short
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Title:
The Love-Sick Girl
Divided Back PM 1907 Feb-13
Description:
Do you know her, this maiden forlorn? By love unreturned, she is torn. Compared to her hero, All others are zero, And she wishes she'd never been born
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Title:
The Summer Girl
Divided Back PM Feb-14
Description:
Do you know a maiden who goes To the seaside to show off her clothes, And home with her brings Several cheap rings And Tales of how fellows propose?
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Title:
The Talkative Woman
Divided Back unused
Description:
She's the queen of nonsensical talk. She can make e'en the phonograph balk. If you've ever been stung By her nasty, sharp tongue You'll fly when she comes never walk
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Title:
The Typewriter
Divided Back unused
Description:
You've seen her, the gay office belle, Whose “gentleman friends” are all “swell” Her clothes are so “grand” That she can't understand Why she'd be expected to spell
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Title:
The Young Bride
Divided Back PM 1910 Feb-09
Description:
She's promised to “love and obey,” and she will (if she has her own way); And she's learning to cook Out of a book. Will “hub” be dyspeptic? Oh, say!
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Title:
The Flirt
Divided Back unused
Description:
She knows how to smile and look coy, How to charm the young cub or old boy; It there's only a man To make eyes o'er her fan, Complete is this butterfly's joy
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Title:
The Overdressed Woman
Divided Back unused
Description:
As a dresser she thinks she is “Right” But the truth is, she looks like a fright She imagines she's “Dashy.” When she simply is flashy, and people say. “Ain't she a sight!”
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Title:
The Saleslady
Divided Back unused
Description:
Tho she is haughty, she can use her smile when she tries to pass of some “old style”. Her tongue's smooth and glib, No, she wouldn't fib, but she makes the poor dupe spend his “pile”
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Title:
The Schoolma'am
Divided Back PM 1906 Nov-21
Description:
She is the one of whom all are afraid, And her speech is “I must be obeyed!” She keeps down the lid On the poor little kid, And she lives and will die an old maid
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Title:
The Jealous Woman
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series F. L. 337
Don't obey his whisperings, He never tells the truth, It causes you much misery, just cast him out, Forsooth
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Title:
A Question Of Taste
Divided Back unused
Description:
Oh, it's nice to "follow the style" Good taste is well worth the while; But don't follow the mode If it's way down the road Considerably more than a mile!
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Title:
The Mother In Law
Divided Back unused
Description:
R. Hill A husband of whom I have heard Declared his wife's mother “a bird!” She smiled, but just then He murmured “a hen!” the ambulance call hem occurred!
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Title:
The Mother In Law
Divided Back unused
Description:
R. Hill A husband of whom I have heard Declared his wife's mother “a bird!” She smiled, but just then He murmured “a hen!” the ambulance call hem occurred!
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Title:
The Schoolmarm
Divided Back unused
Description:
She thinks she's so wise none can fool her Or further in knowledge can school her; But, the truth to impart, She makes the boys smart By briskly applying a ruler!
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Title:
The Athlete
Divided Back PM 1908 Mar-10
Description:
Series 353
Of all the nearly athlete I think you are the limit There never was a race, where you were in it for a minute
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Title:
The Conductor.
unused
Description:
IT'S A WONDER THAT THE COMPANY HAS NOT 'GOT NEXT' TO YOU; WE HEAR YOU OWN A ROW OF FLATS, NOW THAT WILL NEVER DO.
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Title:
The Literary Gent.
unused
Description:
Behold, this literary gent with genius plus,-but not a cent, take my advice go change your ways, and learn the plumbing trade-it pays!
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Title:
The Stingy Man
unused
Description:
STINGY! STINGY! IF I HAD YOUR WEALTH, IT WOULDN'T TAKE ME VERY LONG TO GO AND 'BLOW' MYSELF.
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Title:
The Milliner.
unused
Description:
You think yourself possessed of taste, But you are not half right, The truth to tell, now don't get mad, They really are a "fright."
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Title:
The Grocer
unused
Description:
We know all of your foxy tricks, How common sand and sugar mix, Your scales are fixed to weigh your way, No wonder that you make it pay.
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Title:
The Cigar Dealer
unused
Description:
This smiling fox, he makes you try His brand - they surely make you die; He always tries to substitute, He's just like you - you big galoot!
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Title:
The Horsy Man
unused
Description:
Another sure thing gone wrong I see, I hear that everyday; If you must be around horses Be a driver, make it pay!
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Title:
Man with Two Heads, Two Necks, Two Bow Ties
unused
Description:
Two-Faced Man. This is the kind of chap you are, I've learned from observation; Hypocrisy we all abhor, It has our condemnation.
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Title:
The Policeman
unused
Description:
You're Always on Duty, When They're Passing Out Beer, But When There is Trouble You Never are Near.
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Title:
The Dentist
unused
Description:
A painless dentist so you can claim, You mean to you it's painless; The sport you take in hurting folks, Proclaims that you are brainless.
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Title:
The Love-Sick Youth
unused
Description:
Ah! Clarence, if you only knew This fickle maid you're wooing; Her father has the hook for you, He'll soon be up and doing.
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Title:
The Practical Joker
unused
Description:
You senseless clown, you think your jokes Are clever tricks to play on folks. You maim and injure, think it fun, Your end's in sight, - I've bought a gun.
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Title:
Man Carries Rifle And Fishing Gear, Catches Only A Frog
Divided Back PM 1906 Sep-19
Description:
The Sportsman. All day with his gun and his rod/ After fowl or fish he will plod; /His breath it is bated,/ But we've heard it stated/ All he bags is his pants, which is odd!
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Title:
The Golf Player
Divided Back unused
Description:
This young man has "golfitis" bad His case it is really quite sad He calls the small laddie Who attends him his caddie And he simply lives for this fad
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Title:
The Lovesick Lass
Divided Back PM Mar-17
Description:
She sits and she sighs "Ah heigho!" And says she's "two strings to her bow:" She thinks she's a flirt, But some people assert It's the beaux that string her, don't you know!
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Title:
Mandrake the Magician
Chrome unused
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Title:
The Phantom
Chrome unused
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Title:
Having dined, and dined well
unused
Description:
Series 9707
he can easily tell, How his love for his host is as sound as a bell
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Title:
Paperhanger (Wallpaper)
PM 1913 Feb-26
Description:
You have no artistic sense at all in matters large or matters small, and your foolish efforts to harmonize are enough to ruin most anyone's eyes
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Title:
The Athletic Lass
Divided Back PM 1915 Sep-17
Description:
R. Hill Oh, the girl who goes in for brawn
Who's in training from daylight till dawn
Should from such stunts refrain
And develop her brain
And thank us for "putting her on!"
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Title:
The proud father
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series F.L. 343
The proud father Oh! father proud, we know your child is the wisest in the nation; There are others though, I think will grow to some exalted station
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Title:
Anything in a uniform looks good to me
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series H998
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Title:
The Typewriter
Divided Back unused
Description:
MYER Aurocrome Series A13
We're on to you, you're very bum; You cannot strike a key straight. You sit there just to goo-goo with poor old Mister Staylate
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Title:
Tillie the Typewriter
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 1142
With love, Bill
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Title:
The Opera Singer
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series 2417
Sing Tra-la-la! And Tra-la-le! An Opera Singer you would be; But don't forget this little thing, In Operay you have to Sing!
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Title:
The Cook
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series F. L. 359
Oh! Tyrant of the kitchen, don't scare us all to death; keep quiet for a minute and catch your second breath
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Title:
The Fisherman
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series F. L. 320
Come on now pal, own up-confess, isn't this the way you catch your mess? We've heard the stories that you told, for really they are all quite old
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Title:
The Telephone Girl
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series F. L. 326
When impudence was handed out, You was upon the spot; If you ever yelled at me that way, for you I'd make it hot
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Title:
The Thin Woman
Divided Back unused
Description:
Series F. L. 361
I Beg of you don't think me rude, If to your figure I allude, A pencil or a match would do to illustrate the shape of you
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Title:
The Schoolmarm
Divided Back unused
Description:
She thinks she's so wise none can fool her Or further in knowledge can school her; But, the truth to impart, She makes the boys smart By briskly applying a ruler!
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Title:
An Ass Of An Actor
Divided Back unused
Description:
An actor, who thought he could act, Did his best applause to attract; “My art's ripe!” he cried, But the people replied “It's rotten!” And it was, for a fact
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