Who Should Wear the Pants?
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Series 173 Pants are made for men, not for women. Women are made for men, not for pants. When a man pants for a woman, and a woman pants for a man, they are a pair of pants. Such pants don't last. Pants are like molasses-they are thinner in hot weather and thicker in cold. Men are often mistaken in pants, such mistakes are breeches of promise. There has been much discussion whether pants is singular or plural. Seems to us when men wear pants it is plural, and when they don't it is singular. Men go on a tear in their pants and it is all right when the pants go on a tear. It is all wrong if you want to make pants last, make the coat first. From the Darlene Thorne Collection |
