Front:
BLACK HILLS
36000 27212
Back:
DEAR
I am sending you this card because:
o I'm cheap, but I still love you
I miss your body
I can't afford a phone call
I'm too lazy to write a real message
I'm having a great time and wish you were here
The picture I wanted to send was confiscated by the
S. D. Highway Patrol
I'm so lonely
the Continental card
In the Black Hills I:
Have been drunk every night
Got very sore in a rodeo
Bought a pair of boots and tangled my spurs
Became a gunfighter
Had a meaningful relationship with a jackalope
Staked a gold claim
Had a psychic experience at Devils Tower
o Got booted out of Boot Hill Cemetery
Was awestruck by the beautiful scenery
Added my face to Mt. Rushmore
Decided to stay — send money.
SIGNED
B14011
Centennial Distributors, Deadwood, SD
© Mike Roberts Color Productions
Oakland, CA 94623