Front:
No. 20. Copyrighted 1904 by Franz Huld, Publisher, New York.
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Pants are made for men,
hot for women, Women are
made for me, not for pants.
When a man pants for a
woman and a woman pants
for a man, they are a pair of
bants. Such pants don't last.
Pants are like molasses-
they are thinner in hot
weather and thicker in
cold. Men are often mis-
taken in pants such mis-
takes are breeches of
promise.
There has
been much
whether
singular or
Seems to us
men wear
plural and
they don't,
ular
tearin their
Men
and it is all
when the
on, a tear
whang
want to
pants
make
--
discussion
pants is
plural.
when
pants it is
when
it is sing-
go on a
pants
right:
pants go
it is all
If you
make
last.
t.he
first
Back:
100
Two Cents.
