In California Moonlight is the darkest, In California. The H's the smartest, In California. Maiden's eyes the bluest, Their dear hearts the truest, But marriages the fewest, In California. North to south is the longest, In California And garlic smells the strongest, In California The air is the clearest, The sweethearts the dearest, And ferry boats the queerest, In California. Number Two Travesty in poetry descriptive of California in a series of five souvenir post cards. Copyright, 1907, by Samuel T. Mock Los Angeles, Cal.