Hello! Guests and how do you do, This here room belongs to you, And our ship and all that's in it; Make yourself at home each minute. If the temperature displeases? Through the port we'll send cool breezes, and if that should chill you later, just switch on our radiator. If with food you would be pal'ly, Touch the bell and raid our galley: Ask the boy for what you wish, books and things or special dish. All is yours that you like best, You're at home now, Welcome, Guest. The Crew.