Flour Dough, the Shoeshine State

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Cindery Bicker Containment Worrytown Burnt PEPSICOLA Vest Crew Copyright 1962, 1965, 1968, by William Sell, Naples, Fla. All rights reserved. This document or parts thereof may not be re- produced in any form without written per- mission from the copyright owner. Funny Boy Chippy Mill Town Defumigate Springs Vaporizer Nastyville Ft. Walking Grassville PANIMOSITY Marijuana Snide Chatty Hatty Lint Heaven Quinzy TALL AND SASSY Blunt Down Short Pants Jo GULP OF MESSY COLA Bristle Sock Happy Wa Wa Itchy Curable Have Another Flour Dough THE SHOESHINE STATE Apple Jack Cola Grinville Money's Yellow Ramshock Jester Medicine Crochety Cheapland Vile Look Laxity Purry High Screams Done Tellin' Crystal Liver In Furnace Homo Brook's Pill Wicky Wacky New Port Itchy Turpentine Stings Gristle Beach Done Eatin' Firewater Bleary GAMEY SMELL Willy's Done Gulp Forth BENCH SITTERSBURG Stark Naked Lack Many Wall Bin Water Down Lake Butter You Can Pill Meadow Hum Beach SAL SODA Rough Skin Billiard Clammy Hand I'll Chew You Thawhorn Heiffer's Ill TEMPER Low Calo Wild Look Push Nell Killoochy Dead City I Spy No Komment Vanish Angleworm Plasticity Orange Juice Gringo Bellyfull Dry Martinis Bees Lurk Pie Nylon Kept Evil Is. Placidity Leg Gland Stubborndale Widow Heaven Bare Toe Break Down Pork Hot Shoela Sofa Springs Our Kitty Sendable Is. Fort Misery Beach Ferny Dinner Pay Mort Window Garden Hysteria Curly Mop Pole Cat Crazy City JACK AND JILL Antiseptic Beach Yes tis Mt. Durable Poppycock Nipping Beach Jack & Jill Beach Deal In Sang Froid Banana Strings Nipples Microbe Is. Good Lord Rheumatic Ranch Aunt Sawdustine Porch Harlot Panty Garter Razorblade City Bunny Hill Widow Park OILY DOUGH We Guessed Dizzyland Pink Castle Taffy Hen City Cyanide Gardens Leg Swells Meat Rust Proof Rave On Pk. Sobering Lake Acid Plume Tail Morman Beach Holy Hell DATE ON A BEACH Kiss Me More Heaven Old Choppy 10 000 Violins Cape Crawl Glues Down. Sing Loud Holy Pa You Smear Me Itchwater My Flingo Mum Tight Spill Hee Ha Lake Jokey Hokey Liable FORT MISERY Nehi Acres Immaculate Golden Egg Ante Down Hi Le Hi Lo Tail's Ender Cape Candy Coke Locker Itch Hoochy Coochy ANTISEPTIC Oh Golly Zero Beach Four Beers Poison Lucy Stewed Play Hooky Dull Blade Sow Bay Seven Old Indians Resurrection Money Station Razorblades National Park BARA Itching Palm Tree Hose Bound Chew Butter Rubber Vera WET BUM PEACH Bum Peach Lake Worthless Bandana Boys Town Beach Delay Poky Rat Town Beer Filled Ditch Pump em up Beach FORT LIQUORDALE Damn ye Holly Wouldn't OCEAN Wear a Thong Mammy Pitch MAMMY Clark Gables Preen Ghouls Siezure City Bedstead Horrider City Leaky Cargo Tavern Beer I-love-my-radio

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HYSTERIA OF FLOUR DOUGH Flour Dough was dishcovered by Poison de Leon, a Spaniel, in 1492, while seeking the mystical Fountain of Juice. Other Spaniels followed him, settling at Sal Soda, Temper Bay, and Pepsicola. They were bugged at these places, so they soon de- parted. Their first permanent sediment was at Aunt Sawdustine, named after one of Poison's kinfolk. It is now the oldest town in the Untied Status. For two cinderies the Spaniels fought the Seven Old Indians, the Musquiteers, and the Crocky Dills, but it was a boozing lattle, so they turned Flour Dough over to the Brutish Umpire, and moved south to Haveanother, Cubeb. The Brutish had no better luck, and gave it back. It looked like the Spaniels were stuck in Flour Dough. So they abandoned the western part to Lousy Anna, and, later, were able to sell the eastern part to the Untied Status, who continued fighting the Seven Old Indians, the Musquiteers, and the Crocky Dills. And they still are. Then came the Swivel War. Flour Dough was captured by the Confidential Army, who held it until the war was over. Earlier, Steve and Frosty had written "Way Down Upon the Scrawny Liver", and it was now made the official state song. In the great Rand Lush of 1925 the Yam Dankies came to Flour Dough to buy subdivision lots. Some moved in, only to be driven out by the 1926 currycomb, which divested an area from Bum Peach to Mammy. Those it missed gave such excessive thanks for being spared that they got a dose two years later. Pride goeth before awful, I always say. Flour Dough is famous for its funting and hissing. The woods are full of Dear, Bares, Snattle Rakes, Allycatties, and wild Panties. The waters abound with Shirks, Papooses, Mallet, Chewfish, Skrimps, and Tuddles. The skies shelter Martingales, Quills, Howls, Ball Diggles, Pan Ciphers, Roseate Soon Pills, and wild Turn Keys. If you are fisting Flour Dough for the fresh time, be sure to drink our Var- nish, Freightgroup, and Mamaya Juices. See our great Rattle Canches, play on our Bandy Seaches, and dig the Moan over Mammy. Visit our beautiful Flour Cartons, our Junky Mungles, our Quizzariums, and climb to the top of our Tingling Sour. For a tomento of your cavation, there is nothing better than some of these Flour Dough paste cords. A large map of the UNTIED STATUS OF ARNICA is available from the publisher. It is similar to this Flour Dough map, but covers the whole country from ocean to ocean. Approx. 18" x 36", in colors on heavy parchment-like stock, suitable for framing. A wonderful decoration for office or den. Over 2000 place names. $3 each, p.p., from Norman Conquest, Box 83F, Naples, Fla. 33940. NAPLES, FLORIDA 33940 WILLIAM SELL 875-10TH AVE., SO. LETTER POSTAGE