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Stock #: 230432
Type: Postcard
Era: Real Photo
Size: 3.5" x 5.5" (9 x 14 cm)

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I, ______ being duly sworn, do solemnly declare that I reside in the town of Freedom, in the County of Independence and State of Single Blessedness, that I am wiser than a kid of 7, that I have frustrated 37 distinct and separate attempts to break my heart, by as many fair ladies, that I am now proof against so called winning smiles, goo-goo eyes, graceful poses, love taps, broad hints, compliments and divers other great and terrible weapons used by young women (and even widows), as well as the imploring wail of maidens over 30 years of age, and I further declare that I have withdrawn myself from the market and am not open to negotiations on any terms or conditions, that I prefer to pay the State Tax for bachelors, rather than be taxed by a wife