The Lancashiremon's Coat of Arms yo' mun know Sa Drum, Clock, and Duck, wi'a Drain Pipe also. Fer a Drum, when it's ollow, meks plenty o'din, Same with Lancashiremon, wherever he's bin. T'lock goas on tick fer as long as it con, And soa, when he's chance, wull a Lancashiremon. A Duck's niver reight ony when thur's som wet, and th Lancashiremon 'll sup o he con get. A Drain Pipe's noa use till it's stuck under grawnd And it's soa wi a Lancashiremon you'll a fawnd.