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[Front of card, cowboy and cowgirl (or Latina?) holding signs that say]: Hi folks! You'll like Texas [and] Howdy podner! [Back of card]: Texas brags and so would you if you were lucky enough to be a Texan. But since you are condemned to live somewhere else than big Texas, the next best thing you can do is visit Texas. Nearly everybody either visits Texas on purpose or goes through Texas enroute to Mexico. Texas has the world's biggest ranch, the most oil wells, the most cattle, sheep, goats and the most pretty girls, the world's best ruby red grapefruit, juciest [sic] oranges, the bluest northers, the warmest driest sunniest winters. Texas has tall mountains, green valleys, wettiest [sic] and driest rivers, a gulf, lakes, mines, factories, one of the world's leading fashion centers, millionaires, among the highest standard colleges and universities--you name it, Texas has it, or Texas has the money to buy it. Never razz a Texan about bragging too much. You might be one yourself one day
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